danceswithfaeriesunderthemoon:
Mittens Main
Rusty Gordon…It sounds more gross than dirty…
China Cat State. that’s…weird.
Mouse Catfish. Oh no, I’m gonna be in a porno for cats!
Lacy Barnwell….oh yeah..sexy..
Tramp Downscourt. omg wat.
DON’T ASK ME WHY I NAMED MY GUINEA PIG TRAMP OK I LIKED LADY AND THE TRAMP WHEN I WAS LITTLE OK SHUT UP.
Squeezy Columbia.
…what.
Kitter Fulton.
Yeah.