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February 29th, 2012 at 11:57AM
Top 5 Subplots Starring Jenna and Paul on '30 Rock'

“Why can’t we just paint each other’s toenails, watch vintage pornography, and then go to bed in our swing like a normal couple?”

#30 rock#jenna maroney#jenna and paul#paul l'astname#jane krakowski#will forte#my writing
February 23rd, 2012 at 10:42PM
Seven Clues that Kenneth From '30 Rock' is Immortal

“I hope I photograph OK, because when I look in the mirror, it’s just a white haze.”

14 notes #30 rock#kenneth parcell#kenneth the page#jack mcbrayer#my writing
February 22nd, 2012 at 9:58AM
The Most Adorkable Girls on Saturday Night Live

Includes links to five sketches starring Tina Fey, Nasim Pedrad, Kristen Wiig, Amy Poehler, Molly Shannon and Gilda Radner.

Which one’s your favorite?

12 notes #amy poehler#gilda radner#kristen wiig#molly shannon#nasim pedrad#saturday night live#snl#tina fey#my writing
February 14th, 2012 at 4:18PM
Four Valentine's Day Liz-asters from 30 Rock

“Hi. My name is Liz Lemon and I received flowers from your shop tonight and I can’t tell who they’re from? No, I did read the card, but it’s not signed. No, I’m not with so many men that it’s impossible for me to guess. Well that is just…. Oh, you know what? I found the card! They’re from your mom. So tell your gay mom I said thanks.”

#valentine's day#30 rock#liz lemon#tina fey#my writing
February 8th, 2012 at 10:00AM
Life Advice from Tracy Jordan

“Live every week like it’s Shark Week.”

11 notes #30 rock#tracy morgan#tracy jordan#life#advice#my writing
January 31st, 2012 at 10:02AM
Dating Advice from Jack Donaghy

“The grown-up dating world is like [Liz Lemon’s] haircut. Sometimes awkward triangles occur.”

5 notes #30 rock#alec baldwin#jack donaghy#dating#relationships#lol#my writing
January 26th, 2012 at 8:24PM
Three Reasons Why Will Arnett in ‘Up All Night’ Is My New Favorite DILF

While Will Arnett is used to playing the comic villain, he’s looking pretty good as the leading man in “Up All Night.” Three reasons why Chris Brinkley is my new favorite DILF.

2 notes #will arnett#up all night#chris brinkley#dilf#my writing
January 23rd, 2012 at 10:08PM
Top Five Football Sketches on 'Saturday Night Live'

Tim Tebow. Tom Brady. Brett Favre. The top five football sketches from Saturday Night Live.

1 note #saturday night live#snl#football#tim tebow#tom brady#brett favre#peyton manning#bob swerski's super fans#jason sudeikis#will forte#my writing
January 20th, 2012 at 8:13PM
Chris and Reagan in "Up All Night"

While it’s easy for a sitcom to fall back on tired jokes about nagging wives and lazy husbands, it’s refreshing to watch a show about a couple that actually likes each other. Chris and Reagan show us how they keep the magic alive in NBC’s “Up All Night.”

10 notes #up all night#chris brinkley#reagan brinkley#will arnett#christina applegate#ships#tv couples#my writing
January 20th, 2012 at 12:16AM
The Dastardly Deeds of Liz Lemon

“For being the hero of the story, Liz Lemon has committed some villainous acts. These are just a few of the worst.”

4 notes #30 rock#liz lemon#tina fey#the dastardly deeds of liz lemon#my writing
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