“Why can’t we just paint each other’s toenails, watch vintage pornography, and then go to bed in our swing like a normal couple?”
“I hope I photograph OK, because when I look in the mirror, it’s just a white haze.”
Includes links to five sketches starring Tina Fey, Nasim Pedrad, Kristen Wiig, Amy Poehler, Molly Shannon and Gilda Radner.
Which one’s your favorite?
“Hi. My name is Liz Lemon and I received flowers from your shop tonight and I can’t tell who they’re from? No, I did read the card, but it’s not signed. No, I’m not with so many men that it’s impossible for me to guess. Well that is just…. Oh, you know what? I found the card! They’re from your mom. So tell your gay mom I said thanks.”
“Live every week like it’s Shark Week.”
“The grown-up dating world is like [Liz Lemon’s] haircut. Sometimes awkward triangles occur.”
While Will Arnett is used to playing the comic villain, he’s looking pretty good as the leading man in “Up All Night.” Three reasons why Chris Brinkley is my new favorite DILF.
Tim Tebow. Tom Brady. Brett Favre. The top five football sketches from Saturday Night Live.
While it’s easy for a sitcom to fall back on tired jokes about nagging wives and lazy husbands, it’s refreshing to watch a show about a couple that actually likes each other. Chris and Reagan show us how they keep the magic alive in NBC’s “Up All Night.”
“For being the hero of the story, Liz Lemon has committed some villainous acts. These are just a few of the worst.”