June 2012
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OH MY GOD JENNY MCCARTHY WAS UP TO 200 LBS WHEN...
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Plus I dream in skin-scented sentences of a...
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Watch
“Being “anti-PC” is not sticking it to the Man, it’s sticking it to all the...”
– Baby-stepping away from racism: A guide for white people (via fangirlmarena)
Upon closer inspection of my new dildo I realized...
thisgingersnapsback:
Okay so just an average looking, run of the mill rabbit vibrator, right?
but upon closer inspection
I realized something was horribly wrong
THE DILDO’S HEAD IS A PERSON
IT’S A FACE
THE HEAD IS HER HAIR
SHE’S COMING TO GET YOU
memewhore:
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unseilie:
When I was thirteen I decided that I should know what an intense electrical shock felt like, so I walked half a mile to the neighbor’s house at night and was going to touch the back of my hand to his electric fence. However, as I approached the house I saw the silhouette of him having sex with his wife through the kitchen window and I ran away.
I was...
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“The whole “men initiate, women wait around” plan is bullshit. Newsflash: men who...”
– Fuck Off Tracy McMillan — The Good Men Project (via sexisnottheenemy)
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Toast, tea, NOVA Science, and the rain.
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Customer of the day
Tall, full figure, natural hair, buying a book by Gabriel Garcia Marquez, with the state of OK with a heart over our town tattooed on one arm and “Bad Motherfucker” tattooed on the other.
Guys I settled for some cereal with a banana in it because it’s comprised of food that was already in my house plus it’s probably better for me because banana.
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Watchrosiebeck:
This is the best video in existence. Your argument is invalid.
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Do I need late night nachos? Nobody needs late night nachos. But will I get late night nachos?
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The awkward moment when your spouse’s family is asking what your degree is going to be good for once you finally get it and you’re supposed to say something besides, “Nothing. In fact I think going back to college may have been a huge mistake.”
“I learn a great deal by merely observing you, and letting you talk as long as...”
– T.S. Eliott (via peignezlenoir)
“Poverty has nothing to do with our people. It’s not in our culture to be poor....”
– Immortal Technique - Poverty of Philosophy (via latinegro)
Privilege is thinking that you can come into a...
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hamburgerjack:
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bankuei:
Patricia C. Wrede writes a fantasy series based in “The New World” where there aren’t any indigenous people.
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jhameia:
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ayiman:
just magic and dangerous animals.
which seems to me exactly how racist and ignorant white people have always imagined it, way back when people were still drawing dragons and fuckin’...
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“I pitched this to DC for a laugh years back. The idea was that, like Death of...”
– —Mark Millar
This is an actual quote. That he said.
Lois Lane is a dirty slut unworthy of Superman’s divinity and Wonder Woman should be raped. For a laugh. Oh haha. Rape is so funny, Millar.
Honestly, how this man exists in this world without getting punched by every woman he meets is...
Back to work.
